Whenever one becomes scared by people who take themselves to seriously towards artwork at a musuem, play this game.

How To Play:
*Find an artist you (a) recognize the name, or (b) like them.
*Be sure you can pronounce the name properly (just in case they think you're too much of a jerk, so you can redeem yourself). *Then, stand by that picture, with a friend and wait until the art buff comes to that picture.
*When this happens, be sure to say in a loud but clear voice to your friend the artist's name but mispronounce it. (i.e. Munch pronounce well, like EdVERD MUNCH, Monet pronounce Mo-NET, Renior pronounce Rennory, Van Gogh pronounce Van Goog)
*For best results, you only need to say it once clearly. If they are a real art buff, they'll give you a look or better.

What to say to get good results:
"Lookie here, it's that MoNET feller."
"Does Mary-Sue-Beth like Rennory?"
"Didn't that Van Goog cut off his ear?"
"Frankie Lord Wyatt (Frank Lloyd Wright), he made houses while he was a law man."
"This one's by Edverd MUNCH. Mmm...munch...crunch bars...mmm...(really bad hill billy laugh)Har har har har."
etc., etc.
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